40 mind blowing shower thoughts
Mind blowing shower thoughts that will help you understand like better. Read these 40 mind blowing shower thoughts and try to rearrange your life again.
Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.
They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation… meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you. This is one of the mind blowing shower thoughts.
When we’re young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn’t predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
Your future self is talking shit about you.
If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.
It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn’t stain them white.
Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
We’re lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.
One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won’t get angry if you say the truth.
Bean bags are just boneless sofas.
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.
Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires.
Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.
You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
Your belly button is just your old mouth.
Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy
Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.
Only one sock goes missing because if both disappeared, you wouldn’t notice.
Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.
Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.
Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.
Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasn’t shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.
Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.
Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits.
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won’t have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy.
Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.
Accidentally liking someone’s post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.
25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
You can’t understand where someone’s going unless you understand where they’ve been